No Happy Fathers Day To You - You S.o.b.

Allen Forthenbach's predictable summer vacation is about to change. An innocent bike ride through his neighborhood unexpectedly turns into an adventure he could have never dreamt of. He finds himself away from his mom and dad for the first time in his life, in a place that does not exist on any modern map. A foreign and mysterious place, that appears desolate and deserted, the land of ancient magical etchings, the land of the Giggleglyphs. Fortunately, Allen meets Professor Alfred Xcovar Gigglestone, a renowned archeogeogigglepologist. Together, they are thrust into a wild adventure neither had expected or anticipated. On their journey, they will experience the power of the Giggleglyphs, ride the raging flood waters of a dry river bed, witness warriors transform into god-like beings, sail a volcanic sea, only to realize that they are indeed, lost in Etchitopia. For a peek at the Giggleglyphs please visit www.giggleglyphs.com.