Walking Ella Ruminations of a Reluctant Dog-Walker

It occurs to me that it might be cathartic to write a dog - walker's journal: the true, unsentimental ruminations of a dog - walker with things on his mind more important than dogs. A dog - walker who, frankly, prefers humans. A dog - walker who decides to make the most of this begrudged walk to mull over writing ideas and dilemmas. A prickly, grumpy, even sometimes hungover dog - walker.