The Last Wish
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The Last Wish

Geralt is a witcher, a man whose magic powers, enhanced by long training and a mysterious elixir, have made him a brilliant fighter and a merciless assassin. Yet he is no ordinary murderer: his targets are the multifarious monsters and vile fiends that ravage the land and attack the innocent. He roams the country seeking assignments, but gradually comes to realise that while some of his quarry are unremittingly vile, vicious grotesques, others are the victims of sin, evil or simple na�vety. One reviewer said: 'This book is a sheer delight. It is beautifully written, full of vitality and endlessly inventive: its format, with half a dozen episodes and intervening rest periods for both the hero and the reader, allows for a huge range of characters, scenarios and action. It's thought-provoking without being in the least dogmatic, witty without descending to farce and packed with swordfights without being derivative. The dialogue sparkles; characters morph almost imperceptibly from semi-clich� to completely original; nothing is as it first seems. Sapkowski succeeds in seamlessly welding familiar ideas, unique settings and delicious twists of originality: his Beauty wants to rip the throat out of a sensitive Beast; his Snow White seeks vengeance on all and sundry, his elves are embittered and vindictive. It's easily one of the best things I've read in ages.'
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Doan Tran Minh Thanh@minhthanh
4 stars
Jul 18, 2024

"People like to invent monsters and monstrosities. Then they seem less monstrous themselves. When they get blind-drunk, cheat, steal, beat their wives, starve an old woman, when they kill a trapped fox with an axe or riddle the last existing unicorn with arrows, they like to think that the Bane entering cottages at daybreak is more monstrous than they are. They feel better then. They find it easier to live."

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Lou C@loureadsbooks
4 stars
Jun 25, 2024

~ Finished January 22nd 2020 ~ This book is a collection of short stories about Geralt of Rivia, a famous Witcher, a mutant man that seems to be skillful in many things. He knows how to fight with two swords that he keeps on his back like a bow and arrow, he can cast spells and he can also see in the dark. He travels in these stories from place to place, meeting new people along the way. So I really got hooked on the Witcher Netflix adaptation a couple of weeks ago and decided to pick up the first book which it was based on and I'm not disappointed. I read through this book fast as I expected of a fantasy book of this length. There are also tons of references to classic tellings of fairytales or the whole story was loosely based around one which I loved. Geralt is a very interesting character because he has so many sides. I love how he is not always the very serious edgy main character which I would've expected him to be if I went into this book blind. He makes jokes from time to time, has fun and also definitely make mistakes which gives him depth. Only thing that I found less is that you can tell that it's a translated book because the dialogue can be a bit off-tone or just very weirdly written. Translating is a difficult job, people! It happens, but it can still get me to re-read a line twice sometimes. I would recommend this book to anyone that enjoyed The Witcher netflix adaptation or the Witcher games, or if enjoy high fantasy with dwarves and elves and all that good stuff. I rate this book an 8/10

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Hanna Rybchynska@hannarbc
5 stars
May 3, 2024

Depois de ver a série e toda a gente falar bem do livro, acabei por compra-lo e ler. Para ser sincera, a minha espetativa não era propriamente alta porque já sabia o que vinha por causa da série. MAS... como estava eu enganada! O livro conta algumas histórias do Gerald e como ele conheceu o Jaskiel e a Yenifer. Em teoria, isto ainda não é a "história principal" e tal como disse, são ainda histórias para perceber melhor as personagens e o seu caminho. As personagens são muito vivas e dinâmicas! A narrativa é simples e envolvolvente. Adoro o Gerald e imagino-o totalmente como o Henri Cavill. Para quem viu a série e gostou, sem dúvida deveria espreitar o livro! Eu vou continuar esta saga, sem dúvida!

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Clay Carey@clayclay
2.5 stars
Apr 7, 2024

“I’m really cool and mysterious”

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Luke Harkness@lukesblog1
5 stars
Apr 4, 2024

A truly enchanting book full of wit and charisma As with the games (where I learnt of the Witches) these stories have an incredible amount of detail and intrigue. You can see why the games are so highly regarded when coming from material such as this. You'll love all the characters, good and bad. You'll love the witty humour and how quickly it can get dark. You'll love the clever monsters and myths. Its truly a book that any fan of fantasy should read. And being so short but filled with so many stories, it truly feels like I've lived Geralt's stories with him. A truly rare phenomenon is this series and I am thoroughly looking forward to reading a the sequels.

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sarah@leechlife
3 stars
Mar 24, 2024

Would be a 2.5 if I didn’t already have some existing affection for the characters. That was kinda bad.

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yel@ashuulinksu
4 stars
Feb 24, 2024

Date read: December 13-December 21, 2019 Actual Rating: 3.50 STARS I've started this solely because of the upcoming Netflix adaptation. I was not even sure if I was going to like this. This is my first time reading something of high fantasy, you see. But there is something in the Netflix trailer I can't quite pinpoint that made me want to dive into this series. Though it was just a collection of short stories with quite loose events of Geralt's journeys, I definitely enjoyed every bit of it. I am still intimidated by this kind of genre, that's why I've given it a lower rating, and it was not a very quick read for me as I've been reading this for more than a week, but I'm pretty sure I'll be going deeper into this.

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Mel @melsbooknook
4 stars
Feb 3, 2024

I watched the Netflix Adaptation before reading this and I have to say that I really love what Netflix did with the source material and the changes that they made. This was an introduction to The Witcher with alternating timelines between past and present which I was mentally prepared for. I felt like I got a deeper understanding of some of the events from the show and I enjoyed seeing Geralt’s adventures prior to what happens in Cintra. The connection between Geralt and Yennefer was very insta-lovey. I like Yennefer more in the show than I do in the book. I also have similar feelings about Queen Calanthe. This is one of the rare occasions were the adaptation outdoes the book.

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Marie@adastra
3 stars
Jan 2, 2024

This was just a s incoherent as the TV show.

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Jiji@notparanoid
4 stars
Sep 21, 2023

i really loved reading these stories, even though i knew most of the plots already from other sources (tv show and reading up on the games). i especially enjoyed how the framing narrative manages to tie all of the together so nicely.

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Megan BV@megplantparm
3.75 stars
Aug 10, 2023

This is such an amazing world and the Witcher is such a great character. I really appreciate how good of a job the show does at following the story.

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Aubrey Hicks@aubreyhi
5 stars
Jul 27, 2023

Amazing! Loved everything about this. It's an epic fantasy novel which is also a collection of re-tellings of fairy tales. An fascinating main character in a world that is both familiar and completely new and original. Well done, can't wait until more of this author's works are translated.

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Dimitris Papastergiou@s4murai
4 stars
Jul 1, 2023

While I was reading this one, it was fun, and I was thinking that I like this, halfway through I was sure about rating it with 3 stars tops. Interesting stories, short ones, about the adventures of Geralt. But what got me adding one more star is the fact that after finishing the book, even though the stories are fun to read and nothing to get too excited about, they stay with you and that's a plus on my book. On to the next one! PS. If half of those stories I read are in the show (which I haven't watched yet) then I'll be happy! (hopefully there's a good adaptation too)

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Dimitris Papastergiou@s4murai
4 stars
Jul 1, 2023

While I was reading this one, it was fun, and I was thinking that I like this, halfway through I was sure about rating it with 3 stars tops. Interesting stories, short ones, about the adventures of Geralt. But what got me adding one more star is the fact that after finishing the book, even though the stories are fun to read and nothing to get too excited about, they stay with you and that's a plus on my book. On to the next one! PS. If half of those stories I read are in the show (which I haven't watched yet) then I'll be happy! (hopefully there's a good adaptation too)

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Nessa Luna@octobertune
3 stars
Jun 3, 2023

Lately, there has been a huge hype surrounding the Witcher books. Netflix made a series, there have been games and honestly, everyone’s been raving about the Witcher for the past year or so. I never played the games and I have yet to watch the series, but I did decide to pick up this book when it got the most votes for G’s Patreon book club. I loved the first couple of stories, especially when I realised they were based on fairytales I knew (Beauty and the Beast, Snow White). But halfway through the book, I started to get a little bit bored. I think it was the fourth story that made me kind of reluctant to read on and after that, I kind of just skimmed the rest of the book. I loved Dandilion as a character, but that was kind of the best thing about the latter part of the book. Not sure if I’m going to continue reading the series, but I think I will definitely check out the Netflix show! CAWPILE: 7 | 6 | 6.5 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 6 (Avg: 6.50)

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Sean McPherson@seanmcp
3.5 stars
May 30, 2023

There were aspects that I didn't enjoy, and some of the world-building seemed unnecessary, but overall pretty good.

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nienke@readinggingerbee
4 stars
May 26, 2023

4 / 5 stars Book 1 of 2022 'Evil is evil. Lesser, greater, middeling... Makes no difference. The degree is arbitrary. The definition's blurred. If I'm to choose between one evil and another... I'd rather not choose at all.' After watching the Witcher season 1 on Netflix. I wanted to read the book quite badly (just like everyone else, gosh those books sold out fast). Only I started the first one eventually in December 2021. I went into this book with little to no expectations and I am happy I did. If I had expected it to just go like the Witcher on Netflix, then I was quite wrong. There are some parts that overlap, but in the book, the story goes way deeper. Loved it.

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C. J. Daley @cjdscurrentread
5 stars
May 13, 2023

I feel like it took me a long time to read these, when in actuality, I started the first one in January so that isn't really all that long. Some of the way I'm feeling may be based off a lapse in memory though because I read around 95 books around the reading of these so I may be hazy. For starters, I think Andrzej Sapkowski is a phenomenal writer. Secondly, I think David French did an absolutely wonderful job translating these to English. And thirdly, I think the Gollancz paperbacks were amazing--great cover art, nice quality--I actually managed to read them all without breaking the spines! Sapkowski has such a way about his writing that the dialogue in the novels can be truly captivating. He wields it so well that he has honestly created such a wonderful lush lore within his world that really carried the hundreds of pages he wrote. The short stories collected into The Last Wish were my favorite out of all of the stories/books. I loved the surfacing and the creation of the Witcher as a whole. Geralt of Rivia, to me, is a wonderful character. I think the addition of the overarching Melitele flashes really helped glue everything together. I think that this collection more than any other is really the basis for the games and their success. Monster hunting for life. Not to mention some of these stories made for incredible episodes in the Netflix adaptation.

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Colleen@mirificmoxie
3 stars
Apr 15, 2023

3 Stars *A creative but fragmented set of stories that needed a bit more cohesion* I've been aware of The Witcher series (books and games) for a long time, but I never felt the inclination to delve into them. They were just kind of there floating just outside my sphere of interest. When I heard they were making it into a tv series, I decided to give the book a try. However, the library waiting time was a few months, and I wasn’t interested enough to actually buy the book. So I ended up watching the series first. Usually I make a concerted effort not to do that, but I’m kind of glad I did in this case. First off, I ran into difficulty getting an answer about where to start with the books. Because it turns out the series was not written chronologically. There are novels. There are a couple of collections of short stories. There are prequels. And as I mentioned, none of these are in order. But there is not a consensus on what order to read them. I could tell you that I selected The Last Wish after reaching some informed decision, but the truth is that after some frustrating and non-conclusive research I simply put the three most likely books on hold and read the one that came in first. Which ended up being The Last Wish. The Last Wish is really a set of loosely connected short stories introducing Geralt of Rivia. I had mixed feelings about it. On the plus side, Sapkowski created an interesting world with memorable characters. I liked how he adapted European folklore and fairytales. The stories explore the tropes of many well-known tales but also add in lessen known creatures and legends. I do appreciate anything that ventures off the well-worn path of standard fairytale creatures. The writing also had some great moments, some humorous, some insightful. “People," Geralt turned his head, "like to invent monsters and monstrosities. Then they seem less monstrous themselves. When they get blind-drunk, cheat, steal, beat their wives, starve an old woman, when they kill a trapped fox with an axe or riddle the last existing unicorn with arrows, they like to think that the Bane entering cottages at daybreak is more monstrous than they are. They feel better then. They find it easier to live.” On the downside, the stories have a noticeable lack of cohesion. This is where I am glad I watched the show first. Because even though that also jumps around and leaves information out, the book gives you even less information. I know that if I had read this blind, I absolutely would have ended up extremely frustrated and disconnected. Even with this being a set of short stories, there still should have been more cohesion. It felt like being given several pieces of a much larger puzzle. You could see that they were part of the same whole, but none of the pieces fit together. So even though there was a lot of creativity in The Last Wish, the end result was patchy. Normally with translations, I would wonder how much of that was due to the translation versus the original writing. But given that this involves huge gaps in both the storytelling and worldbuilding, it seems likely that this is simply how it was written. That didn’t make it any less annoying for characters to reference people, events, and world aspects that were never explained in this book. There wasn’t even a map! Despite being full of holes, I did enjoy most of the book. Not that random, gratuitous sex scene that the book opens with. But most of it, particularly the characters and the mythological/folklore aspects. “I manage because I have to. Because I've no other way out. Because I’ve overcome the vanity and pride of being different. I’ve understood that they are a pitiful defense against being different. Because I’ve understood that the sun shines differently when something changes, but I’m not the axis of those changes.” I strongly hope that the next book (which is actually a novel instead of short stories) will show improvement. So I’m continuing on with the series – though not in any rush. RATING FACTORS: Ease of Reading: 4 Stars Writing Style: 3 Stars Characters and Character Development: 3 Stars Plot Structure and Development: 3 Stars Level of Captivation: 4 Stars Originality: 3 Stars

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Hilde @snuppsy
2.5 stars
Apr 14, 2023

It is good, just the time skipping backwards and forwards is a bit to hard on my head

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Liz Griffin@lizgriffinwords
3 stars
Mar 9, 2023

It was certainly fun to recognize scenes from the show and how they interpreted it. The Law of Surprise chapter in particular was a lot of fun. However, be forewarned that this book — as is common in a lot of grimdark adult fantasy — contains a lot of misogyny & violence against women (usually not on-page, but retold by men as either a joke or a way to explain the monster haunting their town). And because of that, I didn’t enjoy the book as much as I’d hoped.

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Gillian Rose@glkrose
3 stars
Feb 11, 2023

So-so. I didn't realize that it wasn't a linear story and that it was a collection of separate stories so I was confused about the cohesion. I liked Geralt and may read the other novels but I disliked that all the monsters were women. Felt a little sexist.

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🧸@lamiaa
3 stars
Feb 1, 2023

"People"—Geralt turned his head—"like to invent monsters and monstrosities. Then they seem less monstrous themselves. When they get blind-drunk, cheat, steal, beat their wives, starve an old woman, when they kill a trapped fox with an axe or riddle the last existing unicorn with arrows, they like to think that the Bane entering cottages at daybreak is more monstrous than they are. They feel better then. They find it easier to live." I was confused the whole time reading this book idk how I managed to finish it but the final scene with yennefer was worth it tbh. also I loooooved the destiny scene it was so beautiful <3

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Beatriz Aguiar@alchemistta
3 stars
Jan 22, 2023

3.5 i really like the plot and vibe of witcher howEVER this book is a short story collection andddd i'd like more from the characters. still a lot of fun and way different from the show adaptation. the book is more campy and makes fun of itself. it's also a funny mashup of other tales and myths which is cool (featuring a brief appearance of a snow white like character for example) it's good fun <33

Highlights

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gill@gillianjansen

"Geralt," said Stregobor, “when we were listening to Eltibald, many of us had doubts. But we decided to accept the lesser evil. Now I ask you to make a similar choice"

"Evil is evil, Stregobor," said the witcher seriously as he got up. "Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I'm not a pious hermit. I haven't done only good in my life. But if I'm to choose betwen one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.

Page 104
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gill@gillianjansen

“Willingly. But what will Libushe have to say about it? It was quite obvious last time that she's not very keen on me."

"Women don't have a say in my house. But, just between us, don't do what you did during supper last time in front of her again.”

"You mean when I threw my fork at that rat?"

"No. I mean when you hit it, even in the dark."

“I thought it would be amusing.”

Page 89
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gill@gillianjansen

The witcher nimbly slipped the weapon into its scabbard and, without lowering his arm, stroked the hilt which rose above his shoulder.

"I’d prefer you," he said, "not to make any sudden moves. This sword can always be drawn again, faster than you imagine."

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Emiley Jones@emileyjones

"Don't you think"—he smiled—"that my lack of faith makes such a trance pointless?"

"No, I don't. And do you know why? [...] Because it would be the first proof I've ever heard of that a lack of faith has any kind of power at all."

Page 44
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gill@gillianjansen

He struck decisively, like hundreds of times before, with the center of the blade, and immediately, following the rhythm of the movement, took a fourth step and half a turn. The blade, freed by the half-turn, floated after him, shining, drawing a fan of red droplets in its wake.

Page 78
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gill@gillianjansen

Geralt jumped. Every move he made, every step, was part of his nature: hard-learned, automatic and lethally sure. Three quick steps, and the third, like a hundred such steps before, finished on the left leg with a strong, firm stamp. A twist of his torso and a sharp, forceful cut. He saw her eyes. Nothing could change now. He heard the voice. Nothing. He yelled, to drown the word which she was repeating. Nothing could change. He cut.

Page 77
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gill@gillianjansen

He raised his head, torn from sleep. The sun was already high and forced blinding golden rays through the shuters penetrating the chamber with tentacles of light. The witcher shaded his eyes with his hand in an unnecessary, instinctive reflex which he had never managed to shake off. All he needed to do, after all, was narrow his pupils into vertical slits.

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gill@gillianjansen

The witcher did not move. He did not want the magnate to realize how fast his movements and reactions now were. It was quickly growing dark. A relief, as even the semi-darkness of dusk was too bright for his dilated pupils.

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gill@gillianjansen

It was still light enough in the courtyard for the approaching man to see the witcher's face. The man, Ostrit, backed away abruptly; an involuntary grimace of terror and repulsion contorted his lips. The witcher smiled wryly—he knew wha he looked like. After drinking a mixture of banewart, monk’s hood and eyebright the face takes on the color of chalk, and the pupils fill the entire iris. But the mixture enables one to see in the deepest darkness, and this is what Geralt wanted.

Page 26
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gill@gillianjansen

"You inspire trust," he said, "although I know what a rogue you are. I was told what happened at the tavern. I'm sure you killed those thugs solely for word to spread, to shock people, to shock me. It's obvious that you could have dealt with them without killing. I'm afraid I’ll never know whether you are going there to save my daughter, or to kill her. But I agree to it. I have to agree. Do you know why?"

Geralt did not reply.

"Because I think," said the king, "I think that she is suffering. Am I not right?"

The witcher fixed his penetrating eyes on the king. He didn't confirm it, didn't nod, didn't make the slightest gesture, but Foltest knew. He knew the answer.

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gill@gillianjansen

The Rivian straightened. He quickly pinned his blade under his left arm and with his right hand raised toward the guards, swiftly drew a conmplicated sign in the air. The clout-nails which studded his tunic from his wrists to elbows flashed.

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gill@gillianjansen

His voice was unpleasant.

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THOU art I@iamthou

Only read the first chapter, the thing was quite boring. There was too much talking, and the events were completely unrelated the main character. This also seems to have more of an episodic approach which isn't really style.

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gab@ggrasso

She leant over him, touched him. He felt her hair, smelling of lilac and gooseberries, brush his face and he suddenly knew that he’d never forget that scent, that soft touch, knew that he’d never be able to compare it to any other scent or touch. Yennefer kissed him and he understood that he’d never desire any lips other than hers, so soft and moist, sweet with lipstick. He knew that, from that moment, only she would exist, her neck, shoulders and breasts freed from her black dress, her delicate, cool skin, which couldn’t be compared to any other he had ever touched. He gazed into her violet eyes, the most beautiful eyes in the world, eyes which he feared would become . . . Everything. He knew.

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gem@sorceress

“But he suddenly knew the truth. He knew it. He knew what she used to be. What she remembered, what she couldn't forget, what she lived with. Who she really was before she had become a sorceress.”

but how

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gem@sorceress

“It ought to be clear to you too, that you're never going to be human, but you still keep trying to be one. Making human mistakes. Mistakes a witcher shouldn't be making.”

falling in love?

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gem@sorceress

“Evil is evil, Stregobor,” said the witcher seriously as he got up. “Lesser, greater, middling, it's all the same. Proportions are negotiated, boundaries blurred. I’m not a pious hermit. I haven't done only good in my life. But if I’m to choose between one evil and another, then I prefer not to choose at all.”

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gem@sorceress

“With the usual question, I take it,” interrupted Geralt. “’Who is the fairest of them all?”


geralt jokester

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gem@sorceress

“[...] or I throw you into prison, pre—How do you say it, Geralt?”

“Preventively.”

i love a literate witcher

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Victoria Justice@litatori

"People like to invent monsters and monstrosities. Then they seem less monstrous themselves. When they get blind-drunk, cheat, steal, beat their wives, starve an old woman, when they kill a trapped fox with an axe or riddle the last existing unicorn with arrows, they like to think that the Bane entering cottages at daybreak is more monstrous than they are. They feel better. Then they find it easier to live."

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Vanja Lovre@lumos7

"She leant over him, touched him. He felt her hair, smelling of lilac and gooseberries, brush his face and he suddenly knew that he’d never forget that scent, that soft touch, knew that he’d never be able to compare it to any other scent or touch. Yennefer kissed him and he understood that he’d never desire any lips other than hers, so soft and moist, sweet with lipstick. He knew that, from that moment, only she would exist, her neck, shoulders and breasts freed from her black dress, her delicate, cool skin, which couldn’t be compared to any other he had ever touched. He gazed into her violet eyes, the most beautiful eyes in the world, eyes which he feared would become . . . Everything. He knew."