Not Today, Satan (Maybe Tomorrow) Poems

"Not Today, Satan (Maybe Tomorrow)" is the sophomore poetry collection from New York Times bestselling humorist Andrew Shaffer, featuring a series of shallow platitudes on love, heartbreak, and $13 vodka.From the haunting beauty of novelty socks ("Socks") to tough love for friends ("You are Not a Mermaid"), Shaffer's writing will have readers questioning why they ever wasted time reading lesser poets.