My Life is a Girdle

Bravo, bonjour and welcome! Here it is - the hugely anticipated sequel to the cult classics and intergalactic bestsellers My Life is a Toilet, My Life is a Wedgie and My Life is a Boob Tube. Laugh, weep and make your frizzy hair smooth as Fleur not only deals with being dumped, a massive zit, and a dying grandma who's turned orange, but also competes against her family for a million dollars in a reality TV show that's broadcast live across the universe. Oh yes, that's right, the book is brilliant because it reveals many things the duplicity of human nature, the complications of love, and and Fleur's bum as well. 'Whoever wrote this book is a genius.' Fleur (the book's author)