Dune With the Wind

A novella. In space, no-one can hear you preen. When the Astolens realize they had lost the election to continue stewardship of planet Asskiss, they refused to accept the election result and began a campaign of lies to cast doubt on it among the gullible. Then, on the fateful Jansix, they attacked, overturning the rightfully-elected Oftraders, and forcing their own rule. It would come down to the androgyne John, the Great White Savior, and his Sandimen counterpart, the androgyne Chani Zuko, she of the Night Fever, to bring salvation to the universe! From the insane author of: Asshat's Fables Baker Street Bar Trek Dire Virgins It's a Wonderful Lie! Macdeath Merde on the Prurient Express Misadventures Mindgame Raw Stars Thoracic Pearl Fallen Condom Urinals