The Anthropocene Reviewed (Signed Edition)
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The Anthropocene Reviewed (Signed Edition) Essays on a Human-Centered Planet

John Green2021
The Anthropocene is the current geological age, in which human activity has profoundly shaped the planet and its biodiversity. In this ... symphony of essays adapted and expanded from his ... podcast, bestselling author John Green reviews different facets of the human-centered planet on a five-star scale--from the QWERTY keyboard and sunsets to Canada geese and Penguins of Madagascar"
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Keira@kostross
5 stars
May 26, 2025

This book made me laugh out loud as much as it brought me to the brink of tears. What a beautiful, honest, and vulnerable perspective on the world. I give The Anthropocene Reviewed five stars.

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Liana@liana
2.5 stars
Mar 6, 2025

John Green’s reflections didn’t offer much new for me—just a collection of familiar, liberal-leaning observations that felt more like an echo chamber than fresh insight. While some essays introduced interesting tidbits, most were fairly run-of-the-mill. I expected something deeper but ended up with a nicely packaged version of ideas I already embraced, like “optimistic nihilism.” That said, this book might resonate more with readers new to that perspective. Rating a book of reviews feels a little too on-the-nose, but here we are—2.5 stars.



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Ani Velasquez@aniruokay
5 stars
Jan 5, 2025

First, I feel like such an intellectual knowing the meaning of the Anthropocene.

This was one of the most enjoyable books in my reading history with really valuable insights from John Green. Reviewing and rating random topics? Yes, I am game. There’s so much in life and in our surroundings to look deeper into it and find meaning, and this book inspired me to do that.

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Gelaine Trinidad@gelaine
5 stars
Jul 5, 2024

Reading this book felt like a self-preventative measure against nihilism, despair, and existential dread. John Green brings a glimmer of hope through these essays without glorifying or sounding too optimistic about humankind. I enjoyed his reflections on the pandemic. As per John Green fashion, there are many unique stories embedded with historical context and random trivia which offers readers an interesting point of view. I give John Green’s ability to transcend my capacity to hope and wonder five stars.

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Megan Parrott@meganparrott
5 stars
Jul 5, 2024

Hate to be corny … but I give it 5 stars.

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Andrea Morales@matchandrea
5 stars
Jun 28, 2024

“I will, sooner or later, be the everything that is part of everything else. but until then: what an astonishment to breathe on this breathing planet. what a blessing to be earth loving earth.” all i can say: what a joy to have read this book and to see the world through another living, loving, breathing human’s eyes, i give this 6 out of 5 stars

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lala@polijus
5 stars
Jun 3, 2024

I don’t usually write reviews, but since this book is essentially about reviews, I’ll try. The only John Green novel I’ve read is The Fault in Our Stars. I’ve seen John and Hank Green roam around the Internet for awhile and I’ve always thought that I can relate more to Hank, given his science background. But reading this, I think I can enjoy the content from this two brothers equally. This book started out as a podcast with the same title— I was recommended the podcast by my friend, but given my poor listening skill, a book is better for me, so I was grateful for John Green for turning his podcast into a book. The Introduction did a superb job of, well, introducing the book. John started out with a quote from Allegra Goodman, who, when asked “whom would you like to write your life story” answered “I seem to be writing it myself. But since I’m a novelist, it’s all in code.” John then wrote that he felt distant from discussing his novels and decided that he doesn’t want to write in code anymore. I think this sums up this book nicely: this book is essentially John Green’s life story, summed up in his reviews about the Anthropocene: a tern for the current geologic age, in which humans have profoundly shaped the planet and its biodiversity. In the Introduction, John also talked about how his initial Reviews were completely devoid of himself and only when he puts himself in his reviews were he able to truly pay attention. The main thing I love about this book is how John puts himself inside the reviews, and by doing so, he’s putting the human species inside of his reviews. It is bu no means a human-centered reviews of the human-centered planet. I seem to relate and appreciate a lot of touches that John puts in this book, and the overall writing style of John. My favorite reviews were the first halves of the 44 reviews contained in this book. If I had to choose, my favorite would be Academic Decathlon, Sunsets, Harvey, and Sycamore Trees. This book is not only informational but emotional to a level— you get to learn on how the author lives his life through a series of seemingly unrelated stories about stuff. Overall, I give The Anthropocene Reviewed five stars.

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Elisavet Rozaki @elisav3t
5 stars
May 20, 2024

Breath of fresh air!!

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Matthew Soeder@m-soeder
4 stars
May 8, 2024

An ode to the age of the anthroposcene, Green does not shy away from the ugly, the embarrassing, and the emotional. Funny, frank, and with more than a sprinkle of self deprecating humour (but also coping and overcoming!). Made the mistake of listening to the chapter on googling people in public, big mistake.

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amy @leech
5 stars
Apr 17, 2024

wow

i give john greens ability to make me see the world with new eyes 5 stars

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wen@sheisnototter
5 stars
Feb 23, 2024

Listened on audio and really loved this! Learnt some fun facts, was genuinely touched multiple times, and the quirky earnestness still works in essays in a way it doesn't for me in his fiction anymore

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chloe rae@heychloerae
5 stars
Feb 14, 2024

"I don't believe we have a choice when it comes to whether we endow the world with meaning. We are all little fairies, sprinkling meaning dust everywhere we go." John Green has this uncanny ability to directly pierce my heart and this novel is no different. It's really quite simple: I just love him. I love everything he does; his words and thoughts always feel so striking to me and I just...adore him. I hold both him and Hank Green in very high esteem. As a long time fan of the podcast under the same name, I knew I'd enjoy this novel which is basically just a collection of John's reviews of things that exist in this world, both physical and abstract. He reviews actual objects while also reviewing the IDEA of things; some far-fetched and some ordinary. I loved learning how he felt about sunsets while also learning about cholera in the same book. The bite-sized formula of this book was so fun. This was my subway book the past couple weeks. I'd keep it in my backpack and read it on those long subway rides that music simply can't soothe. It was easy to pick up and put down. It held just the right amount of my attention. I loved his use of quotes and how he made everything feel so deeply personal. I can't wait to read this again in the future with a highlighter. I also can't wait to eat a hot dog in Iceland. A must read for John Green fans. A true delight.

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Ashleigh Izaguirre@ashleighmae
5 stars
Feb 10, 2024

WOW.


🤝

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Noah Cross@noahwcross
5 stars
Feb 7, 2024

Of the books I have read, I count two books as actually life changing. The first is Way of Kings by Brandon Sanderson, the second is this book. I believe this is to be a heartfelt, genuine, and honest dive into the human experience. I love this book and think that everyone should read this.

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Jackie Lu@jzrlu
5 stars
Jan 18, 2024

Wow i love this book so much I felt so moved and so heard and so amazed i learnt and felt so much John Green I’ll probably never read any of your fiction novels but this one (which is non-fiction) was truly a delight to read and the only book of yours, where when people bring you up at this point of my life, i can say i have read from start to finish and enjoyed hehe

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Jun Angelo Cabuguas@junjello321
5 stars
Jan 10, 2024

part of me wanted to leave this review without a starred rating, but oh my days this is one of my favorite reads. i loved every chapter. john green, you talk good. i give the anthropocene reviewed five stars.

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Ally@allygatr
5 stars
Jan 10, 2024

I love random facts and finding morality in authors. words <3

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rita@nomnomriir
4 stars
Jan 7, 2024

i did not finish this book yet but i am on the last few pages and i thought i’d write down my thoughts while i have them. i’m obsessed with john green’s writing and how he connects different concepts to each other, especially small miscellaneous things to giant ideas about humanity. how i wish to write tbh! i remember tearing up at the end of the last essay, and the book as a whole was very very beautiful. tfios left me with a fear of death but this book left me with 1. an appreciation for just how much of the world there is and 2. why do people find being small/insignificant comforting??? that’s all! i really enjoyed this book, didn’t majorly blow my mind but is a wonderful read. perhaps if i read this in a few more years where i’m older and further from the actual events in the book i will see it differently! rn it’s like. almost like what encyclopedias felt like to 8 year old me. edit: i understand now! my understanding is being small/insignificant = nothing (including my actions) matter which can be rly comforting when you screw up

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Heiki Riesenkampf@hrk
3 stars
Dec 18, 2023

Picked it up from a Goodreads recommendation. The author goes through totally random memories of different things and rates them on a scale of 5. A rather entertaining read (listen) which I quite enjoyed. Author did a great job being funny and informative.

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Kelsey Munson@munnyreads
5 stars
Oct 11, 2023

Note: Rounded up to five stars because John literally reviewed the font in the copyright section in his own book. “We all know how loving ends. But I want to fall in love with the world anyway, to let it crack me open. I want to feel what there is to feel while I am here.” Short chapters/essays, but very entertaining, educational, and thought-provoking, The essay topics range broadly all the way from Air Conditioning to Sunsets, and even The Penguins of Madagascar. John ties the history of the topics with his own personal experience and connections to show an appreciation for the mundane world around us. Very vulnerable and human. I give The Anthropocene Reviewed four and a half stars.

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Mia Caven@miacaven
5 stars
Oct 10, 2023

A book I truly admired. I believe I may admire more than most because I could see that as an author this was his prized piece of writing that meant the most to him and therefore meant even more to me. I understood him. I’ve always wanted to write something like this. It’s all about him. So only read it with expectations to find more out about Green himself

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Hannah Yang@hannahyang
3 stars
Sep 18, 2023

"And yes, how grateful we are to the modernists for knocking down our doors to inform us that clouds do not threaten or weep, that the only verb a cloud ever verbed was to be. But we give a soft white damn whom snow touches. [...] We will build meaning wherever we go, with whatever we come across. But to me, while making meaning isn't a choice, the kind of meaning can be." I'll preface this review by saying that I give John Green five stars. I will read anything this man writes and his way of thinking (another reviewer called it 'optimistic nihilism' -- I think it is somewhat well-encapsulated by the quote above) has permanently shaped my own. While ultimately still an enjoyable and recommendable reading experience filled with interesting trivia about the world humans have created and great insight into John Green's mind, The Anthropocene Reviewed was not quite what I expected/hoped in a few respects. 1. Admittedly, I did not realize this was a memoir/autobiography (my thought process was just: 'new John Green book! anthropocene?!?! add to cart'). This was not necessarily an issue, but I found that the parts of this book that were most compelling for me were less personal and more focused on how he thinks about ~anthropocene phenomena~ (EX: the chapters on the cave drawings, Kentucky bluegrass, and Monopoly). These were chapters where I felt like I gained something new. While I found plenty of John Green's musings on his own anxieties relatable and it was nice to learn more about his life (origin story of the writing I love so much!), I wish he had included more of the other stuff - the actual reviewing of the anthropocene, in addition to the personal context of the review. For people who are hoping to read a book about the anthropocene, look elsewhere; this is more of a book about John Green (which, I must stress, is also okay!!). 2. More importantly/frustratingly, this book covers a lot of ground and touches on basically every modern issue from data privacy to ecological crises to socioeconomic inequality, but often does not get very far, either simply raising a concern that no one would disagree with or resulting in some poetically optimistic phrase and star rating. This admittedly felt a little empty at times: I normally love this writing style and I can see how it would be particularly suited to a podcast/audio format, but sometimes I found myself thinking, 'that was a pretty sentence that said basically nothing.' There were plenty of last-paragraph-sentences where I felt like we had finally reached The Great Reflection that the chapter had been building up to only for it to end there. By the end of the book, I feel like I had so many lines of thinking that had started but never finished. I am a big fan of rereading and annotating. Those apps that summarize great literature into 5 key bullet points break my heart. But when I finish reading my favorite books, I feel like I can summarize the key ideas I found most interesting when I'm sharing them with my friends -- and if I wanted to talk about The Anthropocene Reviewed, I'm not sure what I'd say because there is so much I could talk about and yet, few topics explored in enough depth. 3. One thing I did enjoy: it was very cool to find parts of this book familiar, in that some musings reminded me of topics explored in his novels. His chapters on illness and Indianapolis reminded me of The Fault in Our Stars (although I would like to clarify in re pg. 163: what I love about his books is most definitely *not* Indianapolis. Nice, dramatic sentence though, I guess.) and his mentions of his high school years + Strawberry Hill reminded me of Looking for Alaska and the chapter on Hiroyuki Doi's Circle Drawings reminded me of Turtles All The Way Down. I would have loved to learn more about the process behind his writing and how he thinks about his characters -- some kind of chapter on authorship / non-music art / fictional characters or something. But I did appreciate the many beautiful quotes from other authors that he includes throughout! In becoming more acquainted with his brain and life experiences, I think readers can still get a sense of how their favorite characters and stories came about. Is it ironic that for a book that partially concludes "A species that has only ever found its way to more must now find its way to less", my main reaction is that I wish there was more of it?

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Ali Angco@aliangco
4 stars
Aug 10, 2023

John Green covers a variety of topics from the intangible ideas to tangle me objects and I soaked in every piece of it. He weaves facts with his own personal reflections as if this was just his journal of random thoughts and we happened to pick up his diary.

I wish I knew as much as he did. I give this book, 4 stars.

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Lisa Lindquist @lisalindquist
4 stars
Jul 12, 2023

3.5 / 5

Highlights

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Iris van der zanden@irisvdz

I know that if I'm hit where I am earnest, I will never recover

Page 145
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Keira@kostross

Now always feels infinite and never is.

Page 254
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Emiley Jones@emileyjones

For me, art is a kind of landing site in the wilderness. Art is where I go when I do not know where else to go. Art can help me to see what I will never see—not just orbital sunrises, but the way down stuff too abstract and nebulous to have a name. Through art, paradoxes of consciousness resolve for me. I see what I will never see. I know what I will never know. And I survive what I will not survive.

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Emiley Jones@emileyjones

Depression is exhausting. It gets old so fast listening to the elaborate prose of your brain tell you that you’re an idiot for even trying. When the game is being played, I feel certain it will never end. But that is a lie. Like most certainties. Now always feels infinite and never is.

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Emiley Jones@emileyjones

Art is also picking a light blue for your layer of the world’s largest ball of paint, knowing that it will soon be painted over, and painting anyway.

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Emiley Jones@emileyjones

It’s a small reminder now that memory is not so much a camera as a filter. The particulates it holds onto are nothing compared to what leaks through.

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Emiley Jones@emileyjones

One of the strange things about adulthood is that you are your current self, but you are also all the selves you used to be. The ones you grew out of but can’t ever quite get rid of.

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Emiley Jones@emileyjones

The pleasure isn’t owning the person. The pleasure is this—having another contender in the room with you.

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Emiley Jones@emileyjones

I hope these alien anthropologists would like us. We are, in spite of it all, a charismatic species.

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Emiley Jones@emileyjones

Paradoxically, because they didn’t know me, they knew me far better than anyone in my real life.

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Emiley Jones@emileyjones

…I was reminded that aesthetic beauty is as much about how and whether you look as what you see. From the cork to the supernova, the wonders do not cease. It is our attentiveness that is in short supply. Our ability and willingness to do the work that awe requires.

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Emiley Jones@emileyjones

…to fall in love with the world is to look up at the night sky and feel your mind swim before the beauty and the distance of the stars.

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Anna Oeltjenbruns@annaoel

When my breastbone starts to hurt, and my throat tightens, and tears well in my eyes, I want to look away from feeling. I want to deflect with irony, or anything else that will keep me from feeling directly. We all know how loving ends. But I want to fall in love with the world anyway, to let it crack me open. I want to feel what there is to feel while I’m here.

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Chris Mock@thechrismock

Above all, I wanted to understand the contradiction of human power: We are at once far too powerful and not nearly powerful enough. We are powerful enough to radically reshape Earth's climate and biodiversity, but not powerful enough to choose how we reshape them. We are so powerful that we have escaped our planet's atmosphere. But we are not powerful enough to save those we love from suffering.

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Ashley Hernandez@ashleyavalanche

I am thoughtful - Full of thoughts, all the time, inescapably, exhaustingly. But I am also mindless- acting in accordance with default settings I neither understand nor examine.







































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Emily Klo@emilyklo

We are, in spite of it all, a charismatic species.

Finally determined to finish my relisten to this book!!!!

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Alissa @lissam

All life is dependent upon other life, and the closer we consider what constitutes living, the harder life becomes to define.

Page 200

!!!!!! literally my entire degree

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Alissa @lissam

Viruses remind me that life is more of a continuum than a duality.

Page 199

I’ve been saying this since my intro biochem classes 😂

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Alissa @lissam

Being busy is a way of being loud. And what my daughter needed was quiet space, for her small voice to be heard.

Page 196
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Sylvia Lopez@sylvia_lopez

And so, yes, of course precipitation is utterly indifferent to us. As e. e. cummings put it, "the snow doesn't give a soft white / damn Whom it touches." And yes, how grateful we are to the modernists for knocking down our doors to inform us that clouds do not thrraten or weep, that the only verb a cloud ever verbed was to be. But we give a soft white damn whom the snow touches.

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Courtney @cleverhandle

Sarah is, by a wide margin, my favorite person. After the death of the poet Jane Kenyon, her husband Donald Hall wrote, “We did not spend our days gazing into each other's eyes. We did that gazing when we made love or when one of us was in trouble, but most of the time our gazes met and entwined as they looked at a third thing. Third things essential to marriages, objects or practices or habits or arts or institutions or games or human beings that provide a site of joint rapture or contentment. Each member of a couple is separate; the two come together in double attention.'" Hall goes on to note that third things might be John Keats or the Boston Symphony Orchestra or Dutch interiors or children.

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Sylvia Lopez@sylvia_lopez

I don't like crowds, but I like this crowd because I'm in an us that doesn't require a them.

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Courtney @cleverhandle

But it's been my experience that almost everything easy to mock turns out to be interesting if you pay closer attention.

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Courtney @cleverhandle

Way back in 1974, Kurt Vonnegut wrote, "What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured"