My Guy Problem An Enemies-to-Lovers Romance

Dear Lydia, I need help with my neighbor. She doesn’t like me, but I can’t stop thinking about having sex with her. Half of me wants to fuck her, and the other half wants to choke her. Or choke her while I fuck her. How do I put her out of my mind? Sincerely, Guy Problems Who is Lydia? Me, the advice columnist. Who is Guy Problems? My sexy neighbor (in disguise). What’s the problem? I need his help, even though we don’t like each other. Guy Problems is about to become my guy problem.