Clownfish Blues

Clownfish Blues A Novel

Tim Dorsey2017
A (Serge A.) Storm is brewing for a cabal of bad guys gaming the Florida state lottery in this insanely funny novel from the maestro of mayhem, Tim Dorsey. If you’re loud and proud Floridian Serge A. Storms, how do you follow up your very own remake of Easy Rider? You shoot your own "episodes" of your favorite classic television show, Route 66! With Coleman riding shotgun, Serge is rolling down the highway of his dreams in a vintage silver convertible Corvette just like the snazzy car Martin Milner drove. It doesn’t matter that the actual Route 66 didn’t pass through Florida, for Serge discovers that a dozen episodes near the series’ end were filmed (really!) in his beloved home state. So for Serge and the always toked and stoked Coleman, the Sunshine State is all the road you need to get your kicks. But their adventure traveling the byways of the Sunshine State’s underbelly is about to take a detour. Someone is trying to tilt the odds in the state lottery amidst a conga line of huge jackpots spinning off more chaos than any hurricane season. With this much at stake, of course every shady character wants in. Crooked bodega owners, drug cartels laundering money through the lottery, and venture capitalists are all trying to game the system—and lining up to get their cut. They’re also gambling with their lives, because when Serge and Coleman get hip to this timely (and very lucrative) trip, there’s no telling whose number is up next. Throw in Brooke Campanella, Serge’s old flame, as well as the perpetually star-crossed Reevis, and it’s a sure bet that the ever lucky Serge will hit it big. Winning has never been this deadly—or this much fun!
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Colleen@mirificmoxie
2 stars
Apr 15, 2023

1.5 Stars I received a copy of Clownfish Blues from a Goodreads giveaway. I had no idea that this was book number twenty of a series though. I’d never even heard of this series. If I had known this was a late in the series book, I would never have requested it. There was no way I was going to read the first nineteen books, but I felt bad not reading a book that I got from a giveaway. So I went ahead and read Clownfish Blues. Since I have no idea what happened in the first nineteen books, but I have to say that Clownfish Blues on its own was tedious and unsatisfactory. Take all of this with a grain of salt. Maybe if you’ve read all of the previous installments then there is some amount of nostalgia or something? I have to hope that a series this long started off stronger than this… But having finished this book, I have zero interest in reading any other Serge Storm stories – past or present. Obviously I lacked the knowledge of all previous events. I don’t know how much that would have helped this story though. I can guess the formula though: Serge A. Storm shows up with his sidekick, causes a bunch of chaos, then a bunch of serendipitous deus ex machina happens that ties everything together. That’s exactly what happened in Clownfish Blues. (By the way, the title has nothing to do with the story; it seems to just be a continuation of the theme from the rest of the series titles.) The main character is Serge, a psychopath so lame and nonsensical that he makes Saturday morning cartoon villains look competent. He is accompanied by Coleman, a guy who has fried so many brain cells with drugs and alcohol that he doesn’t care what Serge does. The rest of the characters in the book were flat and boring and I’ve already forgotten their names. Serge and Coleman are taking a road trip through Florida. Serge likes to pretend they are on a TV show that requires them to move to a new town every week, so the story is split into “episodes” that loosely tie together. It was like Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency meets Practical Demonkeeping but without any real humor. Serge was the world’s most boring psycho who was really just an annoying, delusional man pretending to be in a tv show accompanied by his druggie sidekick. It was cheesy, ridiculous, and boring. It was not funny or entertaining. There was too much synchronicity used as a lazy plot device. It jumped around too much, and I didn’t care about the characters or the plot. Also, there was yiffing. If I never read about yiffing again, I’ll be ecstatic beyond words. RATING FACTORS: Ease of Reading: 3 Stars Writing Style: 2 Stars Characters and Character Development: 1 Star Plot Structure and Development: 1 Star Level of Captivation: 1 Star Originality: 2 Stars

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Rebecca Harwood@beck
4 stars
Jul 20, 2023

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